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WHY ARE MEN SUDDENLY SO INTERESTED IN EQUALITY?

I’m not sure if you’ve pissed off a large group of men recently, but I have, and I learned a very interesting lesson: a surprising number of modern men are really, really into the idea of “equality.”...

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I USED TO HAVE A GREAT ASS

  If you wish to remove a woman from your heart, they say to start dating a second woman. Friends gave me that advice — one would erase the other. But I didn’t want to use one woman to negate another....

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Women Writers Taught Me To Be Brave

“Why must you call them women writers? They’re just writers!” I know, right? Totally agree. Have you ever heard anyone say “men writers?” That just sounds stupid. Well, so does “women writers.” Type...

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A GENTLEMEN’S GUIDE TO RAPE CULTURE

If you are a man, you are part of rape culture. I know … that sounds rough. You’re not a rapist, necessarily. But you do perpetuate the attitudes and behaviors commonly referred to as rape culture....

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SCHEMERS, SAVIORS, STRUGGLERS, SUFFERERS: WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

I spend a lot of time thinking about toilet paper. I’d forgotten how much toilet paper women can go through in a single day. I live with two women and I often ask my housemates why they hate trees....

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NEVER SAY FUCK ON THE AIR AND 8 OTHER WAYS COLLEGE RADIO WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

At the end of this article, there’s a mess of links to some of the best stations in the nation. I’m done with Spotify. You can keep Pandora. I want no more iPod shufflin’. I don’t need ‘em anymore! I...

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WHEN YOUR SISTER BECOMES A MOTHER

If I’m being honest, it’s still weird to think of you as a mother. I know how that sounds but … you’re my sister. And now, you’re someone’s mother. How can you be a mother? You’re nothing like our...

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TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE YOU AND I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO LOVE ME

Almost all of us are wondering: how the hell do you do this dance called love? It sure ain’t easy. I’m not here to bullshit you. Looking around, other than grandparents or perhaps even your friends’...

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BLACK PEOPLE DON’T OWN THE N-WORD SO USE IT WHENEVER YOU WANT

Nigger. There it is. You just read it. It’s such a magical word. Speak its name and it makes all common sense disappear. I know some of you hate that word. Some of you are hurt by it. (I apologize for...

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I WANT AN OCEAN KIND OF LOVE

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, Not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere, They’re in each other all along. – Rumi Standing with feet in...

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WTF? DOES THE OWNER OF THE CLIPPERS THINK HE OWNS A SLAVE SHIP

“And Don looks at me and he says, ‘I wanna know why you think you can coach these niggers.’”  -potential LA Clippers coaching candidate Rollie Massimino   “[…] Players Sam Cassell, Elton Brand and...

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DO I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH? NO, LIE PRETTY TO ME

Do I want you to lie to me? Do I want you to tell me fabulistic fantasies that we can step inside and inhabit like the imaginary homes of children playing “House?” In a sense, yes, I do. You could say...

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35 THINGS ONLY REAL ANGELENOS KNOW ABOUT L.A.

There are observations any outsider can make about Los Angeles, such as: every waiter or waitress you meet is secretly an actor or actress waiting for their big break. True. And there are the things...

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#WWBMD: WHAT WOULD BILL MURRAY DO?

  If you know anything about Bill Murray you know he’s not like the rest of us. A special zone of irreverence surrounds him. He sorta floats through the world like a shimmering soap bubble. If anyone...

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WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT TAROT

(photo by NinfeAde)      I remember exactly when all the trouble began. It was right after I thought: she’s so sexy she makes my clothes feel like a prison. That’s when I knew I had to feel her. Like,...

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FIRST KISS: A FILM ABOUT THE IRRESISTIBLE AWKWARD BEAUTY OF STRANGERS KISSING

“The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of cannon but its echo lasts a great deal longer.” Oliver Wendell Holmes The filmmaker, Tatia Pilieva, just released a short film that’s as spectacular to...

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MOVING ON: HOW TO TOSS YOUR BELOVED IN THE DUMPSTER

I guess what matters most is how much I will miss us. I hate how this is the end of us. I never cared that people called you ugly. If I were being honest, the first time I saw you, I also thought you...

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HOW NIKOLA TESLA MADE MARK TWAIN CRAP HIS WHITE SUIT (…AND HOW WE CAN AVOID...

  Once upon a time, the genius inventor, Nikola Tesla, made the world-famous writer, Mark Twain shit himself. In that craptastic moment of American history, among the bodily product of the great man’s...

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HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOMEONE TO HUG YOU FOR HALF AN HOUR?

  In the small Northern California town of Roseville, a new business called Cuddle Connection just opened its doors for the first time this week. The space offers five different cuddle zones and is...

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BEHOLD THE BEATING HEART OF THE NEW AMERICAN MAN

  From rooftops, shouts ring out across the land, “Real American men are dead! Long live real American men!” You’ll hear talking heads on tv spout that dramatic pronouncement, you’ll hear it from...

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